Anonymous asked: Omg I know you're writing a bajillion amazing fics right now, but if you could write a sour skittles fic about the haunted house idea I would be so happy!!! (But I understand if you're too busy!! Keep on being awesome!)
Derek thinks it’s a stupid idea, he really just wanted to pick pumpkins for carving and then get apple cider, but Stiles saw the sign for the haunted house at the edge of the pumpkin patch, and immediately got excited.
Scott is nervous. “I don’t know, guys, look, they make you sign a waiver and everything, and that couple that just exited the house were, like, crying.”
"It’s not going to be a big deal," Derek says, crossing his arms. "It’s a bunch of lame sets and theater kids jumping out at us in costume. Plus we’ll be going in together, so."
This seems to assure Scott, and Stiles pumps a triumphant fist into the air, shouting, “Yesss!”
They pay for tickets and sign the waivers, and walk into the attraction, a bored-looking Derek walking in first, Scott in the middle, and Stiles eagerly ambling behind.
The first hallway plummets them into near darkness, and Stiles for some reason starts narrating. “Our brave heroes make their way into the unknown, the darkness palpable in the air…”
fullbearhoechlin asked: Hey, for the Friends meme, can I please have "The One with the Male Nanny"?
The One With The Male Nanny
"She’s so tiny," Stiles whispers, scared that he’ll wake up his new little sister and she’ll start crying. He doesn’t want to deal with crying. "Scott, seriously, look how tiny."
Scott’s leaning over the crib from the other side, his hand hovering over Sophia’s little round belly. ”Super tiny.”
"If you’re done," Melissa says, looking over at them from the bed with a tired grin. "Some of us would like to sleep."
Stiles winces and steps back from the crib. ”Sorry. You have to sleep while she sleeps, right?”
"That’s the plan."
"If she wakes up, we can take her for a while," Scott says, kissing his mom on the cheek. "You’ve done the hard work."
Melissa looks Scott up and down and raises an eyebrow. ”You don’t have breasts, kiddo.”
"Oh my god, mom."
That’s the thing about depression: A human being can survive almost anything, as long as she sees the end in sight. But depression is so insidious, and it compounds daily, that it’s impossible to ever see the end.
When I was in college, a teacher once said that all women live by a ‘rape schedule.’ I was baffled by the term, but as she went on to explain, I got really freaked out. Because I realized that I knew exactly what she was talking about. And you do too. Because of their constant fear of rape (conscious or not), women do things throughout the day to protect themselves. Whether it’s carrying our keys in our hands as we walk home, locking our car doors as soon as we get in, or not walking down certain streets, we take precautions. While taking precautions is certainly not a bad idea, the fact that certain things women do are so ingrained into our daily routines is truly disturbing. It’s essentially like living in a prison - all the time. We can’t assume that we’re safe anywhere: not on the streets, not in our homes. And we’re so used to feeling unsafe that we don’t even see that there’s something seriously fucked up about it.
Jessica Valenti (via aquarie)
#TW: RAPE #I WAS SHOPPING WITH MY BROTHER LAST WEEK #IT WAS DARK OUT #I WAS ON AUTOMATIC PILOT #AND I DID MY NORMAL #CHECK THE BACKSEAT AS I WALK TO THE DOOR #THEN IMMEDIATELY LOCK THE DOOR #AND HE WAS LIKE #DUDE WHAT’S WITH THAT? #I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT #BUT THEN I DID #HE NEVER HAS TO DO ANY OF THAT #HE DOESN’T HAVE MACE LIKE I CARRY IN MY HAND#WHEN I’M AFRAID OF THE DARK #HE DOESN’T HAVE KEYS IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS#READY TO JAB #AND WHEN I EXPLAINED TO HIM #WHY I LOOKED IN THE BACKSEAT#WHY I LOCKED THE DOORS SO FAST #HE JUST SAID #THAT’S WEIRD #NO BROTHER#THAT’S RAPE CULTURE(tags by anywhoozles)
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them