ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING
robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts
androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)
cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts
take a chance on me
based on this, featuring Professor!Derek and Student!Stiles
"I’m sorry, why are we all here again?" Jackson asks, sounding put out. "Because I can think of at least five hundred things I’d rather spend my Saturday night doing than listening to Stilinski’s whining."
"Jackson, Stiles is our friend and he’s in a delicate situation. He needs our emotional support," Allison admonishes, narrowing her eyes. "But if you’d rather keep complaining, I could remind you of that time you cried for two hours because you had a splinter in your foot."
Jackson pales. “It was a big splinter,” he protests.
"I’m sure it was," Allison says sweetly. "We all just could barely see it when they pulled it out because our collective eye sight is so bad."
Everyone snickers at that, even Stiles. Lydia is at least considerate enough to try and hide her smile behind her hand, because she’s a good girlfriend like that.
"I’m kinda with Jackson on this one, though," Isaac says from where he’s perched on the table. Ugh, Stiles will have to make him scrub it down later, he eats there, Goddammit. "Why don’t you just screw the guy senseless and be done with it? You get laid, we don’t have to listen to your crying anymore, everyone goes home happy."
"Isaac, he’s Stiles professor,” Scott hisses. “He can’t just have sex with him, that’s illegal.”