Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers.
youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief:
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
ASSEMBLE.
I have less than 100 followers and I am thankful for each and everyone of them.
^^^
● t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS ●: words to avoid when writing porn, a helpful list
daniellaughingalonewithlaudanum:
- anus
- sphincter
- penis
- scrotum
- meat torpedo
- salami monster
- anything involving comparing a penis to meat
- vaginal cave
- bearded clam
- …
‘honey pot’
“Piglet, move so i can see your honey pot.” commanded pooh bear






