you can tell scott attended the school for derek hale’s werewolf school for werewolves who wanna werewolf real good
youneedmetosurvive asked: Sterek headcanon for when Derek is drunk (I love drunk!Derek ok)
omg you and me both, my friend. ALL the drunk Derek.
This is probably quite similar to Goda’s headcanon but what can I say?
Before anyone sees Derek drunk they all have this assumption/fear that he’s going to be an angry, grumpy drunk. Stiles jokes about hiding the sharp implements. But…
Derek gets sloppy and slow, languid, he’s like a cat where he sprawls, body morphing to whatever shape he’s lying on…the couch, the beanbag Stiles gets for the corner of the loft…Stiles.
He actually sprawls across Stiles on the floor when the pack puts on a movie, the couch and the love seat and the aforementioned beanbag taken. Stiles is spread out on the floor and Derek just settles himself against him, coos into his ear and laughs hysterically, ducking his head into the crook his neck.
Everyone’s looking at each other like they’ve stepped into an episode of the Twilight Zone. Stiles just lays there, Derek a heavy floppy weight on his back, from his shoulders to where his groin fits snug against his ass, even their feet are tangled together.
"I don’t know how I feel about this," Stiles tells him, and Derek shimmies until Stiles’ eyes widen in surprise at the hardness pressed there.
"Okay, I’m feeling something."
"It’s my penis," Derek stage whispers.
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
what if in the finale, its a stereotypical happy ending: the trio are war heroes, all the titans have been killed or driven away, the walls enter an age of prosperity, and then the screen fades to black.
"eren, why are you crying?"
it was a dream the whole time.
CA n YOU NOT/?!
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE